英语搭讪技巧|让撩妹不同寻常

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1 o) e) B) a" ^. Q3 P圣诞节、跨年夜...一个个适合约会的日子正在向你靠近！这个冬天，别再孤单的走在冷风中啦，今天就给你撩妹技巧大放送！
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Pick up lines(搭讪)是个技术活，平时低调沉默的童鞋们，对同胞滔滔不绝，面对异性就羞涩万分的宅男们（脑补Raj...）。如何打破僵局，和对面心仪的TA说上几句呢？

01正确示范


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5 T4 P! p! V* uNo.1: （冷笑话型）
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No.2（没话找话型）


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“Hey, nice shoes.”
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No.3（文艺青年型）
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No.4（常规型）
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-You look like someone I know. Haven't we met before?

2 R% w! _! J4 B5 o. K, Q-Don’t I know you from xx class?”
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3 B& W4 y' `4 _& O3 r' R-Excuse me, are you (insert name)?
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-That's a great haircut.
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  s+ v2 s  @/ I2 K. A* B-You have a great smile.
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+ ]( O1 r% f) O( |* f0 n& JNo.6（酒吧场景）

% M, s8 k/ k: F: F-(To the bartender) I'll have what the handsome gentlman (beautiful lady) is having.

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-Are you here alone?
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-What do you say we go somewhere quiet...
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$ [1 Q3 f. w' `$ R; g-Let me buy you a drink.

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9 P, A  Y2 v' \/ o6 p3 e7 Q, I1. See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute.

9 z2 z) {& T8 N" R2. It's a good thing that I have my library card. Why? Because I am totally checking you out! (See Note 1)

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To check out someone means to look and examine them because you are interested in or attracted to them. (slang)
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) t1 @% f6 u- i" n/ nExample: That guy just checked you out.

% y% M* w& h0 L( C; A1 O+ ?: zHowever, to check out something from the library means to borrow it.
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3 S& j* \1 T. p% ?. A6 \5 }: P/ @Example: Can I check out this book?
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" |5 T5 b3 a3 i% o+ N3. If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, do not worry because I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.
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. V/ k* G' y3 i5 b4. Do you believe in love at first sight (一见钟情), or should I walk by again?

5. Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE (See Note 2) written all over you.
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NOTE 2
. Q9 Z) p' o6 p$ e' VTo describe someone as fine means: that person is very sexy, beautiful, attractive, gorgeous, hot, or just overall good-looking. Be careful though, because girls
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would rather hear you tell them they are beautiful, than fine. (slang)

0 C5 O+ _. i: ?7 A6. You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall…is in love with me. (See Note 3)

1 p* s( S" g* ]! E2 }- D" e9 n7 W# J7. So did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?

NOTE 3
To fall in love with someone means “坠入爱河” in Chinese.

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8. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.
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9. Are you a magnet? Because I’m attracted to you.

10. You must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all day. (See Note 4)
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- @$ _) H5 F8 O5 N* LNOTE 4
If something has been running through your mind all day, it means that you have been thinking about it, all day.
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03“明星”示范
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0 a9 Q8 E" M; g邓布利多（哈利波特）
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女巫



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, ~8 T/ f2 ^: ?3 u1 _5 wDamon（吸血鬼日记）


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) E7 ]9 R* \" N, MJane（暮光之城）
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Walter（绝命毒师）

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9 u5 d2 |4 F' k; T0 y( y/ g% w3 X% C5 URose（神秘博士）
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（花木兰）



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2 \6 y9 X1 c% ~) u3 {# o1 C( n看了这么多还不会？

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看这里，别的理科生怎么表白～







实在不行，学学笛卡尔，

0 ^0 F3 z7 R* q, K用Matlab画个❤️吧（详情点这里）
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最后，附上男神（经）Joey的必杀技



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如果碰壁了...



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Betsey

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